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10 Reasons to go to the Hershey Swap Meet April 24th

1. It has not rained the last two years.
2. See Big John doing feats of great wonder like lift 911 engines into the air or stuff a 356 in the back of a pickup, at the Unobtanium booth C 5-6.
3. It is still the world’s largest Porsche only swap meet.
4. At least 650 vendors, there is bound to be a part you need in all that stuff!
5. Great place to sell off that small pile of parts.
6. You can actually meet other Porsche people, face to face, not over a keyboard.
7. See some really cool cars, last year had had that cool Right hand drive RS of Nick’s.
8. Catch up with old Porsche friends, I always run into someone I have not seen in years.
9. The pizza vendor was not half bad last year, maybe they will come back this year.
10. Last but not least, you can get a FREE FREE FREE gift bag from Unobtanium full of cool stuff like Porsche shop towels (Thanks to Paul and Bruce from Stoddard!), a Porsche in every bag, 356 Registry stickers (Thanks to Diane at the 356 goodie store!), even some real Porsche literature, our famous bootleg messkos, a copy of the Registry Magazine or Panorama (thanks to Gordon and Mary and Registry brothers like Tom Roos!) and lots of cool car care products with Porsches on them.

Seriously, everyone bemoans EBAY, saying there is no brotherhood anymore. This is your chance to put your money where your mouth is, come out and support, buy and sell some parts, or just hang out. WE ARE THE PORSCHE COMMUNITY!!! Meaning we can make events like Hershey great.

I hope to see everyone there.

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Why not to work on a Saturday!

Ok, so I am sitting at home minding my own business, watching Avi harass the Chihuahuas, you know family stuff. My phone rings and a trucker says he has a 356 for me from TX. No problem, this should take a minute I tell my wife. So I am in such a hurry to go get the car from the parking lot down the street that I manage to hit a 356 in our parking lot, crack the tail light on the trailer and jackknife the trailer against the fence. Which leaves me with no choice but drive over the fence.


I should have not answered my phone, let the driver deliver the car during normal business hours, and continued being Saturday family man.

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Ferrari Roller Coaster

Let’s hope Porsche can catch up but in the meantime if you happen to be in Dhabi, make sure you take a ride on the new Ferrari Roller Coaster. It simulates racing a real F430 Spider, against another Spider.

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WHY WHY WHY WHY????????

I see cars like this and all I can ask is why why why? The price is $24,900, which is another why or WTF???


The ad reads,
“This new addition to our showroom comes to us all the way from the dry Palm Springs desert in Southern California. Part of a multi-car collection this 1962 Porsche 356 convertible is in fact an real 356 Porsche and features an all steel body with flared front and rear fenders. The body work on this car is fantastic and looks as if it was designed to be a cabriolet. Fitted with a 1600cc Porsche 912 engine from 1968 this Porsche feels like it was built to be driven and has plenty of power.”

Very very sad car.

—Adam

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Back the Motherland!

Two more Porsches went back to the Motherland yesterday. They will sleep well being back where it all began, Austria. The yellow C car was a very cool car, a one family owned since new car, spending most of its time in California. It still had the vintage AAA of Southern California sticker on the window.

—Adam

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Postcard from the edge

There is a moral to the three day trip I just took and it is to never get to complacent or laid back when traveling. The other thing I learned on this trip, or re-learned is when you make a deal for a car, figure out where it is first.

I find a guy who has a 64 C Coupe that he stripped in the late 80s to do a restoration on it. Like a lot of these cars life got hectic and the resto never got beyond the “take apart” phase. So what we have now in 2010 is a very solid C Car that is taken apart. I make a deal with the guy, he says the town he is in, which is in the great state of Maine. I was just in Maine a few weeks ago and it is not too far away from New York, so it will be an easy trip. This is the part where me not doing my homework bit me in the ass. I look at the place on the map and it is the Eastern most city in the whole US, on the Canadian Border!!!! The orange line in the map picture is the US/Canadian border.

So be and Big John are in for a long long haul. There is another car I had looked at a few years ago in Maine, a 56 Coupe with the front end taken off. I figured make it a double trip and grab that too. The guy mentioned that he had taken a few more things off the car since I last saw it. Ok, I thought. Well, he took the rear end off, among other things, but the price was right so we grabbed it too. So far so good. 1st stop down, now on to the Canadian border. I was passing through Bangor talking to my brother on the phone, he was looking at hotels for me and mentions that we should really stop in Bangor, because there is not much past there. But I was wanting to make it as close as I could to the guy’s house so I pushed on, confident that we could find a hotel. This is mistake #2. Anyone who has been to the Northeastern tip of Maine is probably laughing because in March there is NOTHING open up there, no hotels, no gas stations, no NOTHING!!!! To make a long story short we almost run out of gas and sleep in the truck, freezing our asses off, in a motel that closed down sometime in the 80s. The poor Chihuahuas were really not having a good time at this point, nor was I, only Big John seemed to be snoring away. We wake up in the morning cold and stiff, like dead people I guess and still need gas since we drove for over an hour with the gas light on the night before. This is where the GPS failed us. The closest gas station is 3 miles away, great! Well, we are in island country and if I could fly the gas station would be 3 miles away, but taking roads it is 25 miles away, on the tip of an island, and we get there and the gas station is closed. We wait there until the owner shows up, gives the funny New Yorkers a funny look, turns on the pump, and fills our tank, full service you see. So we are now on our way for stop #2. The car is great, and the guy’s place in even better, what a view. He is an architect who built his dream house on Leach Point. He even has the late Stephen Leach buried on the property, how cool is that? We scoop up the car and start heading back south when my brother calls and says a guy in CT has a stash of parts, so stop #3 is added. Our already loaded up truck is loaded up some more with a pickup truck load of 356 parts. So finally after 3 days we are home and tired. So the moral of the story is don’t rely on the GPS and when someone looking at a map is telling you to stop in Bangor, take their advice. Never a dull moment in the land of Unobtanium, plus I got to use a Maine outhouse.
—Adam

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